Vote for me! I just found out I’m a finalist in the New Yorker’s cartoon caption contest.
As all you intellectuals know, this is the contest they run on the back page of the New Yorker, where contestants are asked to submit captions for a cartoon (hence the name “cartoon caption contest.”)
This will likely be the only time my work is published in the New Yorker, so please check it out. Playwrights in particular should relate to my caption.