Hey, hey! Playwrights Foundation took home two ribbons and one great big trophy for the chili we made: Best Traditional Chili, Best Anything Goes Chili and Best Overall.
The event was great fun, and you’re very sorry you missed it. There was chocolate chili, ostrich chili, Death to Crackas Symbionese Pig Killin’ Chili.
There was bluegrass by the Duck River Band. Cheap beer from El Rio Bar. Watermelon and Tums to calm tastebuds and ulcers.
And, oh crap, I just realized we’re gonna have to defend our trophy next year, which means even more onion-chopping to come.