Is that how you spell the whiny noise you make when you don’t get to go the marathon day of theater thing? That’s the thing I wrote about here, that’s going on all day today, and that I decided not to go to because I’m at the tail end of an illness and feel a bit coughy and achey and can’t handle sitting for that long. So no report for you.

And since the only thing worse than hearing about someone’s dream is hearing about their health, I will go now.